LOLspace

2009-07-06T05:39:00.000-07:00

As my first contribution to this page I wanted to find something just really fucking funny and I stumbled upon something that really just hit the spot.

So I present to you part time model/teen mum/McDonald's worker/Sherwood State High Student: Zoe Whitnall

Now don't be fooled, she is a complex character and she has me stumped.

Her blogs contain such golden phrases as, "they've all lost their v-plates, I am so happy that I have not", well look here Zoe the album which details your pregnancy really just rips that to fucking shreds doesn't it. Though I am actually genuinely confused about who the father of her child really is, I've come across Jason, Luke and Quintin and in Zoe's own words,

"I think Quintin is really hot, but I am with Jason, is it wrong I want to see Quintin more", and I don't even fucking know were Luke came from.

Though you ask me, why are you being so cruel to poor Zoe, the self described, "bi babe" who claims to have hooked up with 5 girls in one night (well done) who at January 20th was, "up the duff, six weeks to go, living with my mummy and dropped out or school in yr 9"

But Zoe, I believe in you and I am sure one day, with the right guidance, love and attention from Luke or Quintin or Jason or whoever the fuck you are with that you can become manager of Sherwood McDonald's!

Her and her "baby gurl" Ice

Close up of said "baby gurl"

baby "Abbygail" - I am sorry.

The H0T B0D

The Best Friend

How appropriate.

TheJordanFrom1991©

2009-07-06T04:37:00.000-07:00

i knew that i was in for a treat when i saw that this particular freak had a youtube account, some would call him a 'small time youtube personality'

he's single and bi, but guys "add me it doesn fukin mean im gonna come onta you juzt cause im bi!"

yeah, that mystery object caressing your face when you were sleeping at his house was probably just something that happened in your dream that you thought was real, he assures you.

Taken from the album 'Sick Pix'

You all know you want it.FUK ME

nipple piercing+ anorexia+ self take+ stupid hair= emo cred + 1 Million

things he Loves:

Wrestling
Vodka/Whiskey
Masturbation
Guys 70% Girls 30%
Wearing High Heels

...living the dream? I think so.

Goals:
To become a lawyer
To make atleast 1 motion picture
To star in a porn film
To find True Love
To fly to LA (November YAY)
To have sex with a chick
To have a son and get married
Die rich and happy

i'm actually so confused at to the life he wants to lead...

there really isn't much else to day about this dirty emo kid, so let the pictures and videos do the talking...

s0o0o0o hawt!1

hahahahaha
cpcob666 (4 weeks ago)

i can see why ur parents left u!!!!!! i reallly do feel sorry for you and your step parents , obviously the wrong baby was chosen

that guy pretty much sums it up.

lolheidi

2009-07-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

okay, so I know we haven't posted on here for quite literally months
perhaps we are all too content with our "awesome" lives to keep making fun of people
that and the fact that we are all now avid facebook users

but it's 3 weeks into my mid-semester break and i am fucking bored.
i am here to revive what was once a LOL fest.

meet Heidi...
don't let her name fool you though
you might have clicked on her name, hopeful for a 20 year old something busty Swede, but were then disappointed when you were given a 74 year old Brazilian pensioner

a sensibly dressed woman, Heidi has virtually anything on her myspace
like seriously... NOTHING
I was only able to gather that she is married with kids and a college graduate (stop living in the past Heidi.. death is around the corner for you, you old fuck)

but I am going to milk this old cow dry (yuck)

after looking at her ONLY one photo, i was left wondering
"is Heidi actually just a pornstar?"

i mean, just the look in her eyes suggests that she is one "mad cunt" (in more ways than one)

needless to say i then found this picture in her comments section and gathered that she was indeed a slut

and not to mention an outfit repeater and a racist
"not too keen on some black magic are we now, heidi?"
that said, it actually looks like she is about to hook up with herself lol

though, concerned she only had 20 comments I thought she might have died?
R.I.P. Heidi, you loveable slut
but then i saw her last login was YESTERDAY

probably the only funny/mildly amusing about this old gal's myspace is these pictures her friend 'marci' constantly leaves her

the only thing more disturbing than the cursive writing is the horrifying truth that that rocking horse is probably a sex toy

that is the house of a paedophile

I'd link you to her myspace.. but there is nothing more to see

I understand that this was a poor effort... but fuck you

hopefully more LOLS coming your way soon

Nikki Nymphetamine™

2009-05-01T00:44:00.000-07:00

holy fuck, it's been coming so long. sorry we have been so fucking lazy.

name:Nikki Nymphetamine™ [ lust]
GRAH! cringeworthy, what i really wanted to do was get all of this persons photos and put them on, as they all provide an equal lol.

when i was browsing through this particular deviant's myspace all i could think was where the fuck did the parents go wrong?!
and here is a quote from the illustrious nikki nymphetamine tm lust

"bitch you better put out dont make me hate you.or i'll do the michael jackson and im gonna rape you ."

Here's some fun.

"i love this pic of me"
...hmmmm

hahaah haah hah ha ha... i'm not sure if this, or STFU get crunk is better...

look how dark we are...

a bad case of forehead cellulite...

and now, last but certainly not least...

"touch dont tease me"

YEAH

Lush Scream Queen

2009-04-06T02:54:00.000-07:00

a personal favourite of mine
how i came across her profile is no mystery, it's just a long story.. but i'm certain it was destiny

status and mood: I am "APPALLED" That someone would refuse ME entry to a club just on the way I look!

fuck, i agree, how could you refuse entry to this looker

i think i just vommited in my mouth a little

caption: Yeah...I feel pretty...Deal with it!! They dont make 'em like me

yep, they suuurreeee don't.. i think the only way i could deal with that, is if i commited suicide

OmGzZzZ l3SBIaN H00Kupsss!!1!11
oh wait, that is a guy.... oh god

About me:
Hello...What can I say about myself without sounding a little weird and self centered. I am, what I am ...I am my own...special creation. Come take a look. Give me the hook, or the ovaaaaaation. It's my world that I want to have a little pride in. My world and it's not a place I have to hide in. Your life is a sham, til you cam say, "hey world, I am what I am"...*cough* Sorry about that. i have been know to break into song so no reason. Sort of a Musical Tourettes Syndrome. It is after all "MY" space. But here goes. I am a well loved, big breasted natural blond old fashioned punk/goth/retro 80's kind of chick. So My hair is Pink and my nails are are seriously looong.. Ok you say, I clicked Male on the webform to confuse people and because I dont believe in Gender stereotypes as such. But they only had male or female no third choice. I am Lush. Lush is all things to all people. Lush is nothing. Lush is whomever and what ever you wish to call me. I am what ever you think I am. And so much more. I am a lover and a dancer. A Mover and a groover. I am a Movie Geek and a TV freak. (I mean Television by that) although I am a TV freak as well. I like to host Horror and Science fiction Movie. I'm no Elvira, but "hey"?? she's no me either. I like to take old movies and redub some of the lines using my own fart jokes and voices. I like it. Sometimes I even get fans come see the show. Sometimes the venue even lets me come back and do it again and again. I am between shows right now, but is giving me time to catch up on my best work ...Answering telephones on a switchboard.

but that still doesn't explain why she is such a fucking freak of nature??

Who I'd like to meet: Divine - ok she's dead but I have a Ouija Board and I know how to use it :-)

alright, well you've been warned folks

George Castanza™ v3.0

2009-04-04T02:32:00.001-07:00

this is all we could get cause her profile was on private....

guns 'n' leather

2009-04-02T03:32:00.000-07:00

I am Known as The Wayfinder

Occupation: Spiritual Minister, Youth Worker, Graphic &Web Designer, Poet, Philosopher and Shaman.

and possible serial killer by the amount of leather he is wearing:

caption: "in my youthful biker days"
tell me that isn't photoshopped

caption: Do I make You Horny, Baby?

i don't know what to say to that...so here is a picture instead

ahhh but don't be fooled, THE WAYFINDER isn't all about guns and leather and lookin' tough
like any man with a beard (and a respectable one at that) he has a sensitive side - he likes to write poetry

by the look of his facial expression i'm not surprised if that's not text he is looking at.. but fetish porn instead

all jokes aside, he does have some fucking inspiring quotes and proses

A TRUE leader does not say:
"Do as I say ... NOT as I do!"
.. A TRUE LEADER Walks Their Talk.

~ The Wayfinder ~01-05-2008

what the fuck does that even fucking mean?

lal

2009-04-02T01:50:00.000-07:00

Name(s):Lindsey/ Anchi?/ Bumblebee/ Dee/ L/ Pheonix
Myspace name: Anchi {2.3k}

fun facts:

This person:

Is Adopted

Has Depersonalization disorder

Is Asexual (apparently)

Doesn't enjoy social activity... but still writes massive about me's and has 2,300 friends on myspace...

Is Celibate

Is also fucking weird
Some FAQ's she wrote on her page

Are you single?
Nope. I'm involved with Gaara. He understands me.

You're hot. Can I see your webcam?
No. Gaara will not be happy with that.

LOL i doubt this is a frequently asked question...

Gaara- the one she is 'involved with' is this

mmkay you have now read all about her now.
prepare for glory!

"me"

"woot?"

Whipped!

2009-03-27T02:13:00.000-07:00

myspace name: {9~28~08}late june early july is when he be home..
real name: Mrs Thomas, apparently
interests/freaky FUCKING obsessions: Harrison Thomas and her dog.. POUTING in every single one of her FUCKING PHOTOS and also wearing the same fucking glasses...

'that's how we do down south'

she puts the hoe in hoedown

PLEASE NOTE: MOTHERFUCKING KU KLUX KLAN FLAG... she just keeps getting trashier!

her two favourite dogs in the whole wide world.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

i like to call this one 'mingers getting'

and last but not least her oh so emotive who i'd like to meet

dude i feel really sorry for this harrison guy, he couldn't possibly ever break up with the crazy whore.

Mazzzz™

2009-03-25T04:21:00.000-07:00

myspace name: Mazzzz™
real name: unknown, probably maz without the other 3 Zs

Status: NOOOO ZOMBIESSS DONT EAT HIM!!!!!

Mood: Happy (this is a strange occurrence among scene puppies)

knives are for cutting

and i was like "yeah, i'm going to put on the fluro pink fishnet singlet and take photos of myself!"

when you can live forever, what do you live for?

2009-03-25T02:15:00.000-07:00

myspace name: when you can live forever, what do you live for?

real name: unknown, we couldn't find it on her myspace.

status: Will End This With A ;;Fuck You And Have A Nice Day;;

mood: vexed

YES PLEASE...
how about you magically become attractive...

(D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F= Do i look like i give a fuck)
no, you don't but nobody cares.

Note: she wrote all of those signs with backwards letters just to make those photos...
what a pathetic fuck.

what this outrageous, rebellious, angsty teen likes:

Twilight
Corsets
Biting and being Bitten
Motorbikes
The Colours Red and black
Nightime
Horror Movies
Jeans
Writing Poetry And Horror Scripts
Spiders
Silence
Dancing
Acting
Singing
Getting Lost
Your Mother (No, Seriously)

.... thats pretty fuckin' badass...

.xXx.ShannyBaybee.xXx.

2009-03-25T01:15:00.000-07:00

myspace name: .xXx.ShannyBaybee.xXx.
real name: i'm actually not too sure if she has one...
Interests: Chris brown, =], :P, :O, =_=, :D and >.<
About me:
♥FirsttUhpIntroducingThaOne[ &&]Onlii♥ - ShannyBaybee. ツ "What You Needa Do Is Be Thankful For The Life You Got, Stop Looking At What You Aint Got And Start Being Thankful For What You Do Got" - Ti 　　　　 Loves;; +Christopher Maurice Brown.♥ +Nicholas Jerry Jonas.♥ +friends. +family. +phone. +ipod. +music. +singing. +dancing. +boys. +beach. +laughing. +lollies. +straightener +summer. +having fun. +msn +bebo. 　　 ♥[[&&]]♥ ♥ItzSimple♥ FourTeen. CoorparooSecondaryColleg e. ♥[[&&]]♥ ♥Get♥ ♫♫♫♥Krunk♥♫♫♫

....cool....

some great photos from the album "<...WebcamBrazz...>
"Tee-Hee. . . Bobby Pin."

OMG?? :O

and my personal favourite....
:P:P:P:P:P:P

I want to watch this person die a slow, painful death.

LIL-BUBBA

2009-03-25T00:53:00.000-07:00

myspace name: LIL-BUBBA
real name: kelly-marie (l0l)

lyrics for inspirational song

'fouls around?!?'

dp lolz

omgzz new hair

update on this CHAOS will give you hell CUNT...

2009-03-24T23:35:00.000-07:00

thanks to india for this one.
PS. this chick is such a fucking scene

Filthy, Disgusting, Nausiating Youths.

2009-03-24T05:47:00.000-07:00

i hit the muthafucken jackpot

late this evening i happened upon a music myspace of a band called "The Filthy Youth"

coincidently one of the members of the band happens to be Ed Westwick, who plays chuck bass on Gossip Girl

well i guess this prior fanbase somehow led to a disgustingly devoted group of fans who chose to send their own photos in to be posted in one of the albums as "filthy youths"

this wasn't just 1 or 2 fans, this decision was made by at least 862 - nearly 44 pages- worth of wankers.

most oof the photos are hilarious in their own right - highly photoshopped scenester fuckwits clutching ciggarettes and alcohol as well as signs and t-shirts saying "i am a wasted youth"

you get the general idea.
to save you an hours' worth of mild amusement, we have condensed this down to the best of the best. at least five minutes worth of extreme amusement:

gLiTtEr GrAfIxxXxX

Flexible use of the word "youth"

teen dad?

what the fuck is on her arm?

you're cuuuute

photoshopped acne?

are those ray-ban wayfarers?

i don't even have words for this

filthy youth? or disgusting individual? you decide.

and by far the worst:

mmmmmm

have a look at the rest of the photos here:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=107564724&albumId=1271348
it's worth your time.

bad hair day

2009-03-24T05:38:00.000-07:00

Real Name: Tom williams

Myspace name:tomface™
Celebrity Look-Alike: Gollum/Smeagol
Current status/mood: tomface™loveshislifexd, loved

Trail of justice!

beautiful, isn't it?

DaZmo (infinite)

2009-03-24T04:39:00.000-07:00

Myspace name: DaZmo infinite
real name: Damion (that's not even how you spell Damien?)

there we are. enough said

Latex Fetish

2009-03-24T04:00:00.000-07:00

Myspace name: "Donna"
name: who actually knows
gender: "i'm a boi, dress as a grrl when out at parties etc...."
age: 46 years old
marital status: single - get in quick boys! or girls.. or both.. i'm confused

But what is Donna interesed in?

"Generaly interested in the fetish scene.. mainly Gothic and Latex fetish..."

enough said

pet... or spider fetish?

please note the hairy underarms

I actually reported the image above, that is a disgusting case of animal (insect) sexual abuse

Bogan Pride

2009-03-23T05:39:00.000-07:00

some chav wanker...

posted this lovely bulletin the other day

there is a reason the mouse is hovering over "delete from friends"

but actually I did not delete him
because quite frankly having a lot of myspace friends is almost as good as having a lot of real friends

SORRY I'M A SLUT

2009-03-23T04:05:00.000-07:00

name: Casey-lee
myspace name: this CHAOS will give you hell CUNT...
age: 13
location: Queensland, Brisbane (City: Hungry Jacks)

"<3 xx sorry im not a vergin, sorry im a slut, but i like being called a 13 year old slut. It makes me sound expierienced you will never break me so say what you want!"