real name: Mrs Thomas, apparently
interests/freaky FUCKING obsessions: Harrison Thomas and her dog.. POUTING in every single one of her FUCKING PHOTOS and also wearing the same fucking glasses...
'that's how we do down south'
she puts the hoe in hoedown
PLEASE NOTE: MOTHERFUCKING KU KLUX KLAN FLAG... she just keeps getting trashier!
her two favourite dogs in the whole wide world.
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i like to call this one 'mingers getting'
and last but not least her oh so emotive who i'd like to meet
dude i feel really sorry for this harrison guy, he couldn't possibly ever break up with the crazy whore.