Monday, April 6, 2009

Lush Scream Queen

a personal favourite of mine
how i came across her profile is no mystery, it's just a long story.. but i'm certain it was destiny

status and mood: I am "APPALLED" That someone would refuse ME entry to a club just on the way I look!

fuck, i agree, how could you refuse entry to this looker

i think i just vommited in my mouth a little


caption: Yeah...I feel pretty...Deal with it!! They dont make 'em like me

yep, they suuurreeee don't.. i think the only way i could deal with that, is if i commited suicide



OmGzZzZ l3SBIaN H00Kupsss!!1!11
oh wait, that is a guy.... oh god

About me:
Hello...What can I say about myself without sounding a little weird and self centered. I am, what I am ...I am my own...special creation. Come take a look. Give me the hook, or the ovaaaaaation. It's my world that I want to have a little pride in. My world and it's not a place I have to hide in. Your life is a sham, til you cam say, "hey world, I am what I am"...*cough* Sorry about that. i have been know to break into song so no reason. Sort of a Musical Tourettes Syndrome. It is after all "MY" space. But here goes. I am a well loved, big breasted natural blond old fashioned punk/goth/retro 80's kind of chick. So My hair is Pink and my nails are are seriously looong.. Ok you say, I clicked Male on the webform to confuse people and because I dont believe in Gender stereotypes as such. But they only had male or female no third choice. I am Lush. Lush is all things to all people. Lush is nothing. Lush is whomever and what ever you wish to call me. I am what ever you think I am. And so much more. I am a lover and a dancer. A Mover and a groover. I am a Movie Geek and a TV freak. (I mean Television by that) although I am a TV freak as well. I like to host Horror and Science fiction Movie. I'm no Elvira, but "hey"?? she's no me either. I like to take old movies and redub some of the lines using my own fart jokes and voices. I like it. Sometimes I even get fans come see the show. Sometimes the venue even lets me come back and do it again and again. I am between shows right now, but is giving me time to catch up on my best work ...Answering telephones on a switchboard.



but that still doesn't explain why she is such a fucking freak of nature??



Who I'd like to meet: Divine - ok she's dead but I have a Ouija Board and I know how to use it :-)

alright, well you've been warned folks

Saturday, April 4, 2009

George Castanza™ v3.0

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this is all we could get cause her profile was on private....

Thursday, April 2, 2009

guns 'n' leather

I am Known as The Wayfinder

Occupation: Spiritual Minister, Youth Worker, Graphic &Web Designer, Poet, Philosopher and Shaman.

and possible serial killer by the amount of leather he is wearing:


caption: "in my youthful biker days"
tell me that isn't photoshopped



caption: Do I make You Horny, Baby?

i don't know what to say to that...so here is a picture instead


ahhh but don't be fooled, THE WAYFINDER isn't all about guns and leather and lookin' tough
like any man with a beard (and a respectable one at that) he has a sensitive side - he likes to write poetry


by the look of his facial expression i'm not surprised if that's not text he is looking at.. but fetish porn instead

all jokes aside, he does have some fucking inspiring quotes and proses

A TRUE leader does not say:
"Do as I say ... NOT as I do!"
.. A TRUE LEADER Walks Their Talk.

~ The Wayfinder ~01-05-2008


what the fuck does that even fucking mean?

lal

Name(s):Lindsey/ Anchi?/ Bumblebee/ Dee/ L/ Pheonix
Myspace name: Anchi {2.3k}

fun facts:

This person:

Is Adopted

Has Depersonalization disorder

Is Asexual (apparently)

Doesn't enjoy social activity... but still writes massive about me's and has 2,300 friends on myspace...

Is Celibate

Is also fucking weird
Some FAQ's she wrote on her page

Are you single?
Nope. I'm involved with Gaara. He understands me.

You're hot. Can I see your webcam?
No. Gaara will not be happy with that.

LOL i doubt this is a frequently asked question...

Gaara- the one she is 'involved with' is this

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mmkay you have now read all about her now.
prepare for glory!

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"me"

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"woot?"