As my first contribution to this page I wanted to find something just really fucking funny and I stumbled upon something that really just hit the spot.

So I present to you part time model/teen mum/McDonald's worker/Sherwood State High Student: Zoe Whitnall

Now don't be fooled, she is a complex character and she has me stumped.

Her blogs contain such golden phrases as, "they've all lost their v-plates, I am so happy that I have not", well look here Zoe the album which details your pregnancy really just rips that to fucking shreds doesn't it. Though I am actually genuinely confused about who the father of her child really is, I've come across Jason, Luke and Quintin and in Zoe's own words,

"I think Quintin is really hot, but I am with Jason, is it wrong I want to see Quintin more", and I don't even fucking know were Luke came from.

Though you ask me, why are you being so cruel to poor Zoe, the self described, "bi babe" who claims to have hooked up with 5 girls in one night (well done) who at January 20th was, "up the duff, six weeks to go, living with my mummy and dropped out or school in yr 9"

But Zoe, I believe in you and I am sure one day, with the right guidance, love and attention from Luke or Quintin or Jason or whoever the fuck you are with that you can become manager of Sherwood McDonald's!

Her and her "baby gurl" Ice

Close up of said "baby gurl"

baby "Abbygail" - I am sorry.

The H0T B0D

The Best Friend

How appropriate.

TheJordanFrom1991©

i knew that i was in for a treat when i saw that this particular freak had a youtube account, some would call him a 'small time youtube personality'

he's single and bi, but guys "add me it doesn fukin mean im gonna come onta you juzt cause im bi!"

yeah, that mystery object caressing your face when you were sleeping at his house was probably just something that happened in your dream that you thought was real, he assures you.

Taken from the album 'Sick Pix'



You all know you want it.FUK ME

nipple piercing+ anorexia+ self take+ stupid hair= emo cred + 1 Million

things he Loves:

Wrestling
Vodka/Whiskey
Masturbation
Guys 70% Girls 30%
Wearing High Heels

...living the dream? I think so.

Goals:
To become a lawyer
To make atleast 1 motion picture
To star in a porn film
To find True Love
To fly to LA (November YAY)
To have sex with a chick
To have a son and get married
Die rich and happy

i'm actually so confused at to the life he wants to lead...

there really isn't much else to day about this dirty emo kid, so let the pictures and videos do the talking...



s0o0o0o hawt!1



hahahahaha
cpcob666 (4 weeks ago)

i can see why ur parents left u!!!!!! i reallly do feel sorry for you and your step parents , obviously the wrong baby was chosen

that guy pretty much sums it up.

lolheidi

okay, so I know we haven't posted on here for quite literally months
perhaps we are all too content with our "awesome" lives to keep making fun of people
that and the fact that we are all now avid facebook users

but it's 3 weeks into my mid-semester break and i am fucking bored.
i am here to revive what was once a LOL fest.

meet Heidi...
don't let her name fool you though
you might have clicked on her name, hopeful for a 20 year old something busty Swede, but were then disappointed when you were given a 74 year old Brazilian pensioner

a sensibly dressed woman, Heidi has virtually anything on her myspace
like seriously... NOTHING
I was only able to gather that she is married with kids and a college graduate (stop living in the past Heidi.. death is around the corner for you, you old fuck)

but I am going to milk this old cow dry (yuck)

after looking at her ONLY one photo, i was left wondering
"is Heidi actually just a pornstar?"

i mean, just the look in her eyes suggests that she is one "mad cunt" (in more ways than one)

needless to say i then found this picture in her comments section and gathered that she was indeed a slut

and not to mention an outfit repeater and a racist
"not too keen on some black magic are we now, heidi?"
that said, it actually looks like she is about to hook up with herself lol

though, concerned she only had 20 comments I thought she might have died?
R.I.P. Heidi, you loveable slut
but then i saw her last login was YESTERDAY

probably the only funny/mildly amusing about this old gal's myspace is these pictures her friend 'marci' constantly leaves her


the only thing more disturbing than the cursive writing is the horrifying truth that that rocking horse is probably a sex toy




that is the house of a paedophile

I'd link you to her myspace.. but there is nothing more to see

I understand that this was a poor effort... but fuck you

hopefully more LOLS coming your way soon

Nikki Nymphetamine™

holy fuck, it's been coming so long. sorry we have been so fucking lazy.

name:Nikki Nymphetamine™ [ lust]
GRAH! cringeworthy, what i really wanted to do was get all of this persons photos and put them on, as they all provide an equal lol.

when i was browsing through this particular deviant's myspace all i could think was where the fuck did the parents go wrong?!
and here is a quote from the illustrious nikki nymphetamine tm lust

"bitch you better put out dont make me hate you.or i'll do the michael jackson and im gonna rape you ."

Here's some fun.

"i love this pic of me"
...hmmmm



hahaah haah hah ha ha... i'm not sure if this, or STFU get crunk is better...



look how dark we are...


a bad case of forehead cellulite...

and now, last but certainly not least...



"touch dont tease me"

YEAH

Lush Scream Queen

a personal favourite of mine
how i came across her profile is no mystery, it's just a long story.. but i'm certain it was destiny

status and mood: I am "APPALLED" That someone would refuse ME entry to a club just on the way I look!

fuck, i agree, how could you refuse entry to this looker

i think i just vommited in my mouth a little


caption: Yeah...I feel pretty...Deal with it!! They dont make 'em like me

yep, they suuurreeee don't.. i think the only way i could deal with that, is if i commited suicide



OmGzZzZ l3SBIaN H00Kupsss!!1!11
oh wait, that is a guy.... oh god

About me:
Hello...What can I say about myself without sounding a little weird and self centered. I am, what I am ...I am my own...special creation. Come take a look. Give me the hook, or the ovaaaaaation. It's my world that I want to have a little pride in. My world and it's not a place I have to hide in. Your life is a sham, til you cam say, "hey world, I am what I am"...*cough* Sorry about that. i have been know to break into song so no reason. Sort of a Musical Tourettes Syndrome. It is after all "MY" space. But here goes. I am a well loved, big breasted natural blond old fashioned punk/goth/retro 80's kind of chick. So My hair is Pink and my nails are are seriously looong.. Ok you say, I clicked Male on the webform to confuse people and because I dont believe in Gender stereotypes as such. But they only had male or female no third choice. I am Lush. Lush is all things to all people. Lush is nothing. Lush is whomever and what ever you wish to call me. I am what ever you think I am. And so much more. I am a lover and a dancer. A Mover and a groover. I am a Movie Geek and a TV freak. (I mean Television by that) although I am a TV freak as well. I like to host Horror and Science fiction Movie. I'm no Elvira, but "hey"?? she's no me either. I like to take old movies and redub some of the lines using my own fart jokes and voices. I like it. Sometimes I even get fans come see the show. Sometimes the venue even lets me come back and do it again and again. I am between shows right now, but is giving me time to catch up on my best work ...Answering telephones on a switchboard.



but that still doesn't explain why she is such a fucking freak of nature??



Who I'd like to meet: Divine - ok she's dead but I have a Ouija Board and I know how to use it :-)

alright, well you've been warned folks

George Castanza™ v3.0

this is all we could get cause her profile was on private....

guns 'n' leather

I am Known as The Wayfinder

Occupation: Spiritual Minister, Youth Worker, Graphic &Web Designer, Poet, Philosopher and Shaman.

and possible serial killer by the amount of leather he is wearing:


caption: "in my youthful biker days"
tell me that isn't photoshopped



caption: Do I make You Horny, Baby?

i don't know what to say to that...so here is a picture instead


ahhh but don't be fooled, THE WAYFINDER isn't all about guns and leather and lookin' tough
like any man with a beard (and a respectable one at that) he has a sensitive side - he likes to write poetry


by the look of his facial expression i'm not surprised if that's not text he is looking at.. but fetish porn instead

all jokes aside, he does have some fucking inspiring quotes and proses

A TRUE leader does not say:
"Do as I say ... NOT as I do!"
.. A TRUE LEADER Walks Their Talk.

~ The Wayfinder ~01-05-2008


what the fuck does that even fucking mean?