a personal favourite of mine
how i came across her profile is no mystery, it's just a long story.. but i'm certain it was destiny
status and mood: I am "APPALLED" That someone would refuse ME entry to a club just on the way I look!
fuck, i agree, how could you refuse entry to this looker
i think i just vommited in my mouth a little
caption: Yeah...I feel pretty...Deal with it!! They dont make 'em like me
yep, they suuurreeee don't.. i think the only way i could deal with that, is if i commited suicide
OmGzZzZ l3SBIaN H00Kupsss!!1!11
oh wait, that is a guy.... oh god
Hello...What can I say about myself without sounding a little weird and self centered. I am, what I am ...I am my own...special creation. Come take a look. Give me the hook, or the ovaaaaaation. It's my world that I want to have a little pride in. My world and it's not a place I have to hide in. Your life is a sham, til you cam say, "hey world, I am what I am"...*cough* Sorry about that. i have been know to break into song so no reason. Sort of a Musical Tourettes Syndrome. It is after all "MY" space. But here goes. I am a well loved, big breasted natural blond old fashioned punk/goth/retro 80's kind of chick. So My hair is Pink and my nails are are seriously looong.. Ok you say, I clicked Male on the webform to confuse people and because I dont believe in Gender stereotypes as such. But they only had male or female no third choice. I am Lush. Lush is all things to all people. Lush is nothing. Lush is whomever and what ever you wish to call me. I am what ever you think I am. And so much more. I am a lover and a dancer. A Mover and a groover. I am a Movie Geek and a TV freak. (I mean Television by that) although I am a TV freak as well. I like to host Horror and Science fiction Movie. I'm no Elvira, but "hey"?? she's no me either. I like to take old movies and redub some of the lines using my own fart jokes and voices. I like it. Sometimes I even get fans come see the show. Sometimes the venue even lets me come back and do it again and again. I am between shows right now, but is giving me time to catch up on my best work ...Answering telephones on a switchboard.
but that still doesn't explain why she is such a fucking freak of nature??
Who I'd like to meet: Divine - ok she's dead but I have a Ouija Board and I know how to use it :-)
alright, well you've been warned folks