Monday, July 6, 2009

As my first contribution to this page I wanted to find something just really fucking funny and I stumbled upon something that really just hit the spot.

So I present to you part time model/teen mum/McDonald's worker/Sherwood State High Student: Zoe Whitnall

Now don't be fooled, she is a complex character and she has me stumped.

Her blogs contain such golden phrases as, "they've all lost their v-plates, I am so happy that I have not", well look here Zoe the album which details your pregnancy really just rips that to fucking shreds doesn't it. Though I am actually genuinely confused about who the father of her child really is, I've come across Jason, Luke and Quintin and in Zoe's own words,
"I think Quintin is really hot, but I am with Jason, is it wrong I want to see Quintin more", and I don't even fucking know were Luke came from.

Though you ask me, why are you being so cruel to poor Zoe, the self described, "bi babe" who claims to have hooked up with 5 girls in one night (well done) who at January 20th was, "up the duff, six weeks to go, living with my mummy and dropped out or school in yr 9"

But Zoe, I believe in you and I am sure one day, with the right guidance, love and attention from Luke or Quintin or Jason or whoever the fuck you are with that you can become manager of Sherwood McDonald's!

Her and her "baby gurl" Ice

Close up of said "baby gurl"

baby "Abbygail" - I am sorry.

The H0T B0D

The Best Friend

How appropriate.


i knew that i was in for a treat when i saw that this particular freak had a youtube account, some would call him a 'small time youtube personality'

he's single and bi, but guys "add me it doesn fukin mean im gonna come onta you juzt cause im bi!"

yeah, that mystery object caressing your face when you were sleeping at his house was probably just something that happened in your dream that you thought was real, he assures you.

Taken from the album 'Sick Pix'

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You all know you want it.FUK ME

nipple piercing+ anorexia+ self take+ stupid hair= emo cred + 1 Million

things he Loves:

Guys 70% Girls 30%
Wearing High Heels the dream? I think so.

To become a lawyer
To make atleast 1 motion picture
To star in a porn film
To find True Love
To fly to LA (November YAY)
To have sex with a chick
To have a son and get married
Die rich and happy

i'm actually so confused at to the life he wants to lead...

there really isn't much else to day about this dirty emo kid, so let the pictures and videos do the talking...

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s0o0o0o hawt!1

cpcob666 (4 weeks ago)
i can see why ur parents left u!!!!!! i reallly do feel sorry for you and your step parents , obviously the wrong baby was chosen

that guy pretty much sums it up.

Sunday, July 5, 2009


okay, so I know we haven't posted on here for quite literally months
perhaps we are all too content with our "awesome" lives to keep making fun of people
that and the fact that we are all now avid facebook users

but it's 3 weeks into my mid-semester break and i am fucking bored.
i am here to revive what was once a LOL fest.

meet Heidi...
don't let her name fool you though
you might have clicked on her name, hopeful for a 20 year old something busty Swede, but were then disappointed when you were given a 74 year old Brazilian pensioner

a sensibly dressed woman, Heidi has virtually anything on her myspace
like seriously... NOTHING
I was only able to gather that she is married with kids and a college graduate (stop living in the past Heidi.. death is around the corner for you, you old fuck)

but I am going to milk this old cow dry (yuck)

after looking at her ONLY one photo, i was left wondering
"is Heidi actually just a pornstar?"

i mean, just the look in her eyes suggests that she is one "mad cunt" (in more ways than one)

needless to say i then found this picture in her comments section and gathered that she was indeed a slut

and not to mention an outfit repeater and a racist
"not too keen on some black magic are we now, heidi?"
that said, it actually looks like she is about to hook up with herself lol

though, concerned she only had 20 comments I thought she might have died?
R.I.P. Heidi, you loveable slut
but then i saw her last login was YESTERDAY

probably the only funny/mildly amusing about this old gal's myspace is these pictures her friend 'marci' constantly leaves her

the only thing more disturbing than the cursive writing is the horrifying truth that that rocking horse is probably a sex toy

that is the house of a paedophile

I'd link you to her myspace.. but there is nothing more to see

I understand that this was a poor effort... but fuck you

hopefully more LOLS coming your way soon